fagflow:

where is the lie
spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants
spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

spermbanker:

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

daggerpen:

camwyn:

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

Man, nobody ever told me these either. It would’ve been nice to have a clue about the ones for ‘bleach’ and ‘dry clean’, because they’re about as intuitive as a broken electric door.

This is a great idea, more colleges should do this.

(via mymoustachecat37)

probablyalannister:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

i ship it

we all ship it
probablyalannister:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

i ship it

we all ship it

probablyalannister:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

i ship it

we all ship it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

image

(via officialwhitegirls)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

peace-out-little-munchkins:

Me, all the time, every day.
peace-out-little-munchkins:

Me, all the time, every day.

tyleroakley:

undisclosing:

When i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

HERO FROM THE START

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

(via perks-of-being-chinese)